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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha. Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.“
Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha. Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola. Padosi: “Wah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai?” Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.
“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”
“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”
“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”
“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo, Jab Tera Lund Utha Thha, To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aayi Thhi, Woh Nahi“
Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya Thhi Aur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.
Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.
Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”
Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham Ko Vo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi.
Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi
Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson & Hedges”
Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Thha: “King Size , Extra Long.”
Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”
Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.”
Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi
Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola.
Dulha: “Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?”
Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Thha, Ye Sun Ke Bola.
Baap: “Beta Bas Use Ek Baar Maa Kahde, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga“
Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya. Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya. Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?” Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“
Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli. Ladki: “Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya” Maa Hairan Hote Hue: “Achhha, Lekin Kyu?” Ladki: “Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi” Maa: “Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo To Chadega Hi Na“
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya. Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha? Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?” Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“
